I

Yes folk, he was once that young.
Girls would kiss him with their tongue.
A woman once grabbed him on the dick.
Whispered she knew a special trick.
Ends up it was a bloke.

Whattaya reckon?

Live and learn.


II

Reading is good for you she
said lovingly cramming the last of the echidna
up my wandering nostril.

Now from the top of the page
and
this time...

enunciate.


III

The day it rained frogs, my
French uncle was in
Cairo.

Talk about pissed off!